Poo

I saw a poo on the way to work yesterday, on the ground. Man. It was HUGE. Like seriously huge that I think the person/animal that shat it out must have torn their bumhole. It was about 4cm in diameter and nearly 1/2 a foot in length.

Today someone stuck a little flag in it.

I would take a photo but that'd be gross.

Poo

It's okay if you need to do a poo when at work. You gotta go when you gotta go. Poo ain't gonna wait and if you wait, it's not a good thing.

BUT if you have to do a poo at work, I don't get why or how you can leave the toilet stall without checking that all the poo has been flushed away. I do not like, I dislike very very much, when I go into the toilet and there is not just a remnant, a floater or skids... You know I can deal with little things like that, even though they are still gross.

But it is an entirely whole 'nother thing when there is an entire poo log in the toilet. Sometimes smoooshed into big bits because they did a mini flush. So if you know enough to flush the toilet, I don't see why you can't hold down the button an extra 3 seconds, or wait the 5 seconds for it to be confirmed that your shit is gone.

Seriously, how can someone do that? Unless they are a Poo Phantom, or even more comfortable with the poo thing than I am. And I am not shy about poo. I wish I could out this poo phantom.

Boooo Ms Poo.